Screw it.

AH HAHAHAHA.

I finally changed another new blogskin.

I was bored you see.

Like it like it?

:D

I think this one is better than the first one.

Sadly, Dion's not around to gimme her comments ;(

THAT HO YUN TING WENT TO YUN DING ALREADY!!

Though i had flu last night, i had to cast away all the uncomfortable-ness & talk to her.

Else i won't be talking to her for the next 4 nights!

That bitch better be missing me!

Hahaha.

Yes she has gone to Genting to play with her family & BOYFRIEND.

While i am stuck here, & Carl is -.-

But it's alright.

I'm optimistic.

Uh huh.

Had school today. F&N.

Didn't do much. Obviously with Ruben around, we always end up side-tracking.

So we went to the market to have our breakfast cum lunch half way during lesson.

Haha.

& of course, we gave the teacher some lame-ass excuse to cover up  for our MIA-ness.

Man, my life is getting boring boring boring now.

I need to get a life.

Hey kesh, i may start calling you soon! Haha.

:D

Ok.

Jokes.

Bored.

1. One morning, David told his wife, "Something fantastic happened last night. When i woke up in the middle of the night to pee, i just opened the toilet door and the light came on automatically."

"You stupid idiot," the wife shouted. "You have been pissing in the refrigerator again!"

2. The telephone rang in the middle of the night, and Harrison answered sleepily, "Hello!"

"Are you the president of the Singapore Telephone Company?" the voice at the other end asked.

"Yes. Why?"

"I just wanted you to know how it feels like to be woken up in the middle of the night to answer a wrong number."

3. Singapore needs honest people. Gary was one absolutely honest guy. One day, he told his friend Harry, "Harry, I have something to confess to you."

"Don't bother me now," Harry told him. "I am very busy."

"I must tell you, or else I will not be in peace."

"Not now! Tell me later."

"No it cannot wait, it's about your girlfriend. I have harboured terrible thoughts about her."

"Just say you are sorry and we will forget all about it."

"No i must tell you all. Yesterday my eyes fell on your girlfriend..."

"Okay, okay. Just apologise."

"No. I must make a full confession. As i looked at her, i had this terrible thought, "Good grief, I've never seen such an ugly woman in my whole life'."

4. A group of friends were discussing what to do after work. "Let's go to Jack's Place for dinner," said Tom.

Everybody agreed, except John. They asked him why.

"Actually," he said shyly, "I don't know Jack very well."

5. Moses: My grandfather was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cave.

Ronnie: Oh! He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.

Moses: I didn't say he got out. 

HAHAHAHA.

Okay & sissy is here in the room now with me.

She's watching me blog for some reason for another.

& she just told me she posted some jokes on her blog too.

Coincidence.

MUAHAHAHA.

Great minds think alike!

Okay byebye.