Screw it.

I hate kirk man. I really really hate kirk.

Here's why:

Kirk:

WTF THE POPE BENEDICT HAS A SEX SCANDAL

Me:

Pope Benedict?

Whose that?

Kirk:

...

wth

u duno

OMG

Me:

hahaha who who who!!

Kirk:

U ARE LIKE 10 THOUSAND YEARS BEHIND TIME

Me:

SHUT UP LA

how'd you know he had a sex scandal?

Kirk:

Newspaper page 4

Me:

Straits Times?

Kirk:

no

newpaper

Me:

Oh okay

Kirk:

u suck man

Me:

shut up la

tell me more!!

i'm checking it on yahoo now

omg..

i can't believe it

eeew, but he looks like a satanic guy..

Kirk:

wow

...

wtf

SO U KNOW WHAT IS A POPE NOW?

Me:

I KNOW WHAT A POPE IS

I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS YOU DUMBASS!

Kirk:

OIC

Me:

Damn you!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR