Screw it.

Hello all you things that have breath. I'm back to blog yo! Let's start the post with a hottie alright? :D





Okay stop drooling girls,
his name is CHAD Michael Murray. Isn't Chad a nice name? Don't you think all names that start with the alphabet C are all HOT people. Ahem, like erm, Cheryl, perhaps??? ;D
Okay i'm kidding. I'm in a good mood yo.

Not really exactly in a very good mood, but i just haven't been moody or sad, so i guess, i can say i'm in a good mood, right?

The weekend was boring, so don't ask me what happened.

I'm glad today i finally got to see Miss Lim S.P & talked to her. She offered me chocolate, but thanks to my stupid sore throat, no chocolate for me. :(
Saw Mr Ng too :)

English lesson today was really fun.

So here's a recap:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

This phrase has many interpretations, watch..

A man's point of view:

A woman without her man, is nothing

A lady's point of view:

A woman - without her, man is nothing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sweeeeet.

Will blog more jokes at the end of the post, so you can either choose to continue reading on to find out more about today, or skip right to the end to have a good laugh. :)
Actually my whole post today's gonna be funny. Haha

Okay, chinese. Once again, teacher asked whose intending to go JC, & i'm the only fool that raised my hand. -.-
Andrew Kor is my chinese partner! Whoo! Chinese is chatting preiod. ;D
Andrew, we haven't had marche yet aye! -.-

Weewee came during recess. Didn't stay long with him cos he came when my recess was about to end.

Eddie, aka Kim Jeong Hun/Hoon is turning 17 this THURSDAY! So fast! Jeline's turning 17, this 27th. Kirk, my gay friend, is turning 17, this SUNDAY! Omg, this month, i'm gonna go broke.
& today's Erwin's birthday, speaking of which..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR MOHAMMAD ERWIN! ;D

I told Andrew something today during chinese lesson, i swear i regretted. I dont know why i gave him a reason to mock me for the rest of my life. -.-
I'm kidding bro! Hahaha.

So yes, Kirk kept making us laugh during SS period.
Kirk: [saying something that pissed yt off then suddenly stood up to his feet]
Kirk: I love you,

Yt: [Giving him an irritated face] Kirk, fuck off, or i'll whack you.

Kirk: You hurt me so deep, your words are like a dagger, which cannot pierce through my skin but it pierced through my heart

Yt: Shut up, alright?

Kirk: Your eyes are so pretty, it's like the horizon of the sun

Yt: Stop bluffing, my eyes are small. & i haven't even applied mascara, dumb!

Kirk: Your skin is so smooth & white, just like the snow

Yt: My skin is yellow, are you blind?

Kirk: [interrupting] aiyah i meant ur face lah, now just lend me your clip!

It made me laugh the whole day.

Okay, i seriously need to grow fatter.
1) Yt & Jeline can carry me.

Haha, inside joke! But to all PHS-IAN, i dont like VICTOR okay!!!!!!
It's a stupid joke made up by my darling bff, Ho Yun Ting. -.-
I'm loyal to my Kyle, right baby? :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

So she never stops trying to make fun of me & him. & she plans day & night just to make me bump into him. But, she's my bff, who to blame? LOL.

Okay man, ive nothing much to blog about already..
So, jokes:

When a Male says _____, It means ______.

#o1 What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
#o2 Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 & it doesn't look that much different!
#o3 I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress & let's go home!

When a Female says ______, It means ______.

#o1. We need to talk = I need to complain
#o2. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later!
#o3. I'm not upset = Of course i'm upset, you moron!
#o4. You're..... so manly = You need a shave & you sweat a lot!!
#o5. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
#o6. I'm not emotional! & I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period! / I'm pms-ing.

#o7. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
#o8. I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white!
#o9. Do you love? = I'm going to ask for something expensive!
#1o. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

#11. Is my bum fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful!
#12. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me!
#13. Are you listening to me? = [Too late, you're dead!]

#14. Yes = No
#15. No = No
#16. Maybe = No
#17. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

#18. Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed & walk him until he goes to sleep!?

#19. All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few more purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom & did you bring your checkbook??

=D